[Image description: image is a photo of a white man in a wheelchair. He is hunched over, looking away from the camera while a white cat perches on his upper back staring directly at the camera.]
Get out of there, cat. You are not a handicapable cat. You do not have a cart for your hind legs. Your presence in this picture will not let me caption it with a cliched expression about humans’ and animals’ capacity for unconditional love.
Get off of there, cat. You are keeping your human from engaging in a completely mundane activity that able-bodied viewers will nevertheless find completely inspirational. He can’t file paperwork while you’re on his back. That’s ridiculous. Go find a sunbeam to sleep in.